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sour patch kids

undoubtedly the worst candy to eat in a quiet workplace… so squelchy and sticky.  but I am selfish and I squelch away.

similar to me: noisy page turner in the library, cougher at the opera, screaming child on the airplane

I remember once my family was at a concert and my mom coughed once, fairly unobtrusively.  the grouchy man in front of her turned around and gave her a bag of cough drops.  hahahaha