T W E L V E

the work process

1) Go on Facebook/Youtube/Hulu.
2) Feel marginally guilty and check email (that’s related to work, right?)
3) This leads to Gchat.
4) Remember that I am getting paid and feel extra guilty.  
5) Google and find a useful code snippet.
6) Congratulate self on apparent success.
7) Jubilantly repeat steps 1-4.
8) Try the code.  It doesn’t work.
9) In frustration, repeat whole process again.